Jul. 8th, 2009

Harlow, Bronx... Bandit?

Gerard Way named his daughter Bandit Lee.

*sigh* jesus christ, GeeWay, jesus christ. and i thought Bronx Mowgli was weird...

signing off,
Hope(lessly hopeful)

Jun. 20th, 2009

RIP Gerard Way

today is a sad day indeed.

the one and only Gerard "the Pwetty Fish" Way was slaughtered by another homophobic fish that will now not be given a name, for he doesn't deserve it.

rest in peace, Gerard, the only fish i have ever truly loved.

(here's the story:

my dad came home with a bunch of fish and said that i could have one, and to name one for my mama. i named my mama's Frank, and mine Gerard. well, Frank died and Gerard lived. since then he has been swimming emo-ly in a corner of the fish tank and being tortured by the other, not as cute, fish.

well, a couple days ago, he came home with like, $30 worth of fish, and i told him that if Gerard died because of his greed, i would pay him back in a painfully unimaginable way.

Gerard was murdered today at an indiscernible time.)

signing off,
Hope(lessly hopeful)